you know this whole car debacle. . . yeah i am gonna be bitter for awhile. it’s like i got chided today for being unamerican. because we all know it’s american to scrape by and…
Browsing Category Misc.
gimme a little credit
my life sucks so many giant donkey balls right now that the sheer magnitude of all the donkey balls would just boggle your mind. i am home and carless. fuck me! it seems my credit…
On Buying a New Car
I just deleted a really shitty column about being opinionated. You really ought to thank me. It was sucking giant donkey balls. It’s a topic that’s near and dear to my heart, but I just…
big ball of nerves
today’s the day. i am allegedly going to buy a car. i am so nervous i could puke. i’ve never bought a car before. never had to deal with car salespeople. why am i so…
breakfast with ben
so my nap turned into a four-hour sleepathon and now it’s afternoon. this blows goats. i need to gather all my dirty laundry and haul it the folks’ place. of this is going to require…
baby it’s 7:30 i must be crazy
cats must not understand the concept of sundays. i think they were bugging me for fear i’d oversleep for work or something. i thought the waking up thing was only supposed to be a dog…