you will be happy to know that i have finally received some response to my help wanted ad. the candidate looks most promising.
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i nearly died (again)
i was nearly killed today and it was all my best friend’s fault. she rampantly ran through a red light with absolutely no concern for my safety. as she casually drove through the blantantly red…
takes a lot of sentimental value
i’ve consumed so many jellybeans that my right eye is sorta twitching. also, i’ve managed to lose my left sock. . . again. i think this is some sort of weird metaphysical psychphenomenon going on…
orange rhyming dictionary
hey darling ones, i forgot to mention that i finally made it to the post office on friday. i know, i know those silly super special prizes were supposed to be mailed out like an…
help wanted
HELP WANTED: tallwritergirl, inc is looking to fill position of bed-warmer. candidates must be warm blooded and willing to get into bed before writergirl. pillow fluffing and tucking in experience a must. the ideal candidate…
witches tits
it’s one degree here. the winter has been so warm my blood never had a chance to thicken up. i’m freezing here. and i lost one sock. i don’t know how i always end up…