someone contact the easter bunny ASAP, i am out of greenbag starburst jellybeans. this is an emergency of epic proportions. i hope i make it through the night.
Browsing Category Misc.
poofy earthings.
darling ones, you should know that if you decide to take the poofy earthings off your headphones, it’s not so easy to put them back on. the poofy earthings, not the headphones.
i love the curves of my communist
i just took the poofy ear cover things off my giant disco-size headphone and you’d gag if you saw all the crap that fell out of there. i’m just wondering how one’s ears can have…
you would think that
you would think today would be a swell day just by the fact that when you hopped into ruby this morning and turned the key the replacements’ “i will dare” came pouring out of the…
oh yeah, i think it’s time
it’s that time of the month again! no, not that time. . . the good time. . . it’s the sixth and you know what that means?? wahoo!
where are you coming from spiderman
it seems my superswanky spiderman checks are all the rage. i’ve gotten two e-mails in the past two days from people begging to know my secret. where do you get such amazing checks? of course…