as i was driving down pioneer trail towards work this morning, i ended up behind a black ford taurus. the back of the taurus was peppered with bumper stickers. one of them said “those who…
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brain damage
i was in meetings from 12-5 p.m. today. it was hell. there was a short break which found in me and shannon running to target and culminated in us driving back singing along “don’t mess…
dear abby’s substitute
dear darling ones, say some super duper someone sent you a nice gift from your wishlist. say that you don’t really know if it is, in fact, intended as a “holiday” gift, or if it’s…
bring me the diet coke
“oh, will you get me a diet coke.” “sure, need your caffiene?” “i need an iv caffiene drip.” “have you ever tried red bull or jolt?” “oh no, i can’t have that. even a cup…
kinda like an artist who uses paint no more
as i drove up the steep, snakey hill that is eden prarie road between 212 and pioneer trail, i noticed a man standing by the side of the road. i thought he was a surveyor,…
in the details
finally! after waiting roughly 7 hours for a washing machine to open up, i got one! wahoo! clean underpants for everyone. i swear if i ever rent another apartment it WILL have a washer and…