on the fourth day of jodi my true love sent to me a super groovy sailor moon doll.
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an early morning e-mail exchange
me: i don’t drink coffee keith: how do you wake up? cold shower? tea? diet coke? tai chi? me: my natural effervescence wakes me up. keith: wow! You mean your bubbly personality just bounces you…
an end to your worries
are you in a tizzy wondering what to get the internet’s sweetheart (that’s me, bucko) for her birthday (which is a mere 10 days away)? well, worry no more. i want this. i want it…
all joyful and triumphant
“aha! victory is mine,” i said. “who are you talking to?” john said. “my desk.” “why?” “because this paper was hiding and i found it. therefore victory is mine.” “yeah, you need to go back…
a model from ohio whose real name you don’t even know
sometimes i think that maybe Screenwriter’s Blues might be one of the 10 best songs ever written (right after i will dare). which songs would make your list? i’m going to go back and think…
in response
bonny and kevin seem to think i’m unhappy. but they’re wrong. i am happy. just because i get down or angry or lonely or scared or sad or stressed out or any number of the…