an early morning e-mail exchange

me: i don’t drink coffee
keith: how do you wake up? cold shower? tea? diet coke? tai chi?
me: my natural effervescence wakes me up.
keith: wow! You mean your bubbly personality just bounces you out of bed and guides you to work in the morning?
me: yes, of course, that’s exactly what i meant. sheesh, i’m fucking perky.

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  1. Natalie 28.May.03 at 10:34 am

    I hope you don’t mind, but I’m going to steal “sheesh, I’m fucking perky” as one of my rotating taglines on my blog. I *do* drink coffee, and reading that made me snort it from my nose.

  2. jodi 28.May.03 at 10:51 am

    that’s what happened to keith!

  3. dainec 28.May.03 at 12:06 pm

    Gotta love it! 😉

  4. gordon 28.May.03 at 4:33 pm

    early morning in person exchange

    me : good morning.
    them : what’s up?
    me : the sky.
    them : who?
    me : me.
    them : what?
    me : that.
    them : …..