me: i don’t drink coffee
keith: how do you wake up? cold shower? tea? diet coke? tai chi?
me: my natural effervescence wakes me up.
keith: wow! You mean your bubbly personality just bounces you out of bed and guides you to work in the morning?
me: yes, of course, that’s exactly what i meant. sheesh, i’m fucking perky.
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I hope you don’t mind, but I’m going to steal “sheesh, I’m fucking perky” as one of my rotating taglines on my blog. I *do* drink coffee, and reading that made me snort it from my nose.
that’s what happened to keith!
Gotta love it! 😉
early morning in person exchange
me : good morning.
them : what’s up?
me : the sky.
them : who?
me : me.
them : what?
me : that.
them : …..