i am not working tomorrow, which means the entire company may just implode — at least that’s the way they’re acting. why does the sky have to fall when all i want to do is…
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just kicking it
the male portion of the wondergeek twins just came back from soccer practice: “i am pretty impressed though,” he said. “i scored two goals.” “really,” i asked. “who was the goalie?” “well, we didn’t really…
today vs. jodi
in an epic battle pitting me against today, today kicked my ever-loving ass. kicked it. there was so much writing to do that my brain is a little fried. so much writing that at 8:30…
this love is tired, i’ve changed the locks
ok men, listen up. you, you, you and you in the back, yes you too, i’m going to toss you all off a fucking bridge. you, you’re safe because you make my tummy do flipflops…
towards switchboards and stations
long ago i gave up my quest to write some marketing propaganda that said “if we can land a man on the moon surely we can get you to buy this product.” yes, i stole…
the old-fashioned way
last night as i was scribbling non-stop in my tacky blue notebook, i realized that i’ve gone back to writing a paper journal. it’s weird. i haven’t kept a written journal in years. well, nearly…