That’s the first time I’ve seen my name alone on a birthday since I was seven years old. Okay, that’s kind of a lie. When I was 29 my coworkers brought me a cake for…
Browsing Category Misc.
Blathering idiot
After Garfield and Gwen Stefani, the thing that annoys me most in the world is the cryptoblog. A close cousin to the Vaguebook, a cryptoblog is what one does when they have something they want…
Things you learn when you pop your head out of a hidey hole
1. That there is a car chase and shooting a few blocks from your house. Sisters #2 and #3 were shocked and appalled that I had absolutely no idea that such a thing happened until…
Welcome Enid to the Supergenius fold
First, you should know, I have a tag called inappropriately named electronics. Sometimes I surprise myself. Now, on with the show. I got my first computer sometime in the mid-90s. It was a Circuit City…
Drowning Gideon: A cautionary tale
Here are two things I’ve learned tonight. Chrome bags are waterproof as fuck. Seriously. You can dump 27 ounces in that sucker and it will hold forever, only slowly seeping out after sitting around sloshy…
I wish I was this kind of person
1. The Clean Freak Supergenius HQ is dusty and full of cat hair. So much of it, in fact, that it looks like my entire house is in some sort of hazy soft focus. If…