the other day at work we were talking about some boy or something, i can’t even remember and bonnie turned to me and asked, “are you shopping?” i was quite taken aback and i had…
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the dilemmas of a modern girl
so i just asked my fabulous friend jodie about the oddness of someone not giving me his e-mail address after i asked for it. i mean, i have his phone number but he refuses to…
if it were legal and i was a lesbian
i am so in love with the old lady working the checkout at walgreens. so in love. as i stood in line with my kleenex, orange juice, cold-eze, and some sort of cold/allergy pill things…
saggy, baggy jodi
i can feel the opression descending on me. i’m getting a cold, right now as we speak, i can feel my sinuses filling, my eyes drooping. i’m becoming the saggy, baggy jodi and it’s not…
set sail with cap’n crunch
i traded my captain morgan for some cap’n crunch this morning, earlier than i thought too. color me impressed. i’ve told myself if i don’t do at least the littlest bit of housekeeping today that…