“well, i think i’m outta here,” she said. “oh!” i moaned a little and made a sad face. “have so much fun.” she’s on her way to europe for like 2 or 3 or 92…
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guess what?
seriously, guess what? i have nothing to do tonight but write, sit on the couch in my underpants, practice and read the new issue of the believer that i got in the mail. who wants…
move over Ted Leo, Mike Doughty, Andrew Bird, and AC Newman, there’s a new imaginary boyfriend in town
on a tuesday night, i ventured into the big bad city to see my ex-imaginary boyfriend, ted leo and his friends the pharmacists. first of all, this was my first foray into first-ave post smoking…
i made someone feel not alone
lately, i’ve been really rough on myself. i’m not sleeping, i’m eating like shit, and i’m emotionally beating the shit out of me. it’s hard, when your romantic notions are called out as the delusions…
Something in the popcorn
I have this feeling that there’s gonna be something in our popcorn,” Max said. He, Jaycie, and I had just piled into Ruby and were on our way to “Madagascar.” “What?” I asked. “I don’t…
Supergenius Headquarters Beautification Project 2005
i paid $2.99 for a bag of rocks. it’s the sort of confession that should cleanse my soul. i found a whole day to myself today, because FFJ had to cancel. mother-in-laws with impending-baby business…