if you were brave enough to kiss me and lucky enough for me to acquiesce to such a thing, i’m pretty sure i’d taste pretty damn good. a friend once told me that what you…
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calling in the troops
snot-colored aliens have taken up residence in my skull and they’ve decided they want out by any means necessary, so at least we agree on that. i was hoping the withdrawl from my body would…
she’s a very freaky girl, the kind you don’t take home to mother
i went on down to the Super T tonight because i needed to get some limes and honey (for tea) and i went commando. i’m so dirty.
pissed off and crabby or who the hell gets a cold the last weekend of summer?
i just had to cancel my dinner plans with iwilldare.com reader and frequent commenter, charles. i am super pissed. why? because i have a motherfucking cold. why do i have a cold? because one of…
transcription of conversation had by drunk guy on the phone while standing outside my apartment
gee, i’m gonna miss this place. here’s what i caught: “the first night we met was at rachel’s party. we drank a bottle of fucking scotch and we fucking had sex. i remember everything.” sounds…
sing a song of songs or the near death of seamus
this morning the roof was one fire at work. i had a hot project that needed to be done before 11 a.m. of course this morning was the morning seamus decided we were BFFs and…