Last night I had a dream that involved Peabo, The Deets, my friend Mike, the flooding Minnesota River, and Vodo being on called ‘The Vodo’ on TV. Also, the most disturbing part of the dream?…
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Now I need to scrub my brain with a toothbrush
This might come as a surprise to a lot of people coming from the woman who calls her web site I Will Dare, but I don’t have sexual, groupie-like feelings towards Paul Westerberg. In fact…
Turn back the hands of time
My body has decided that no matter what time we crash and burn that 7:30 is a perfectly reasonable hour to be awake. To make matters worse my subconscious has decided that we’re really worried…
In the dream I was kissing in the chill out tent if you yaknowwhatimean
Dear Internet, You will be happy to know that after four days of nothing but The Hold Steady, I am forcing myself to listen to something else. This has everything to do with the odd…
Sleeping with a vibrator under your pillow will not attract the boyfriend fairy
I woke up in the early pre-dawn morning to find my left hand firmly wrapped around a penis. Huh, I thought to my half-asleep, half-awake self, I don’t remember that being here when I went…
Now I have guilt
It is clear to me that I have huge guilt about the book burning. Sure I didn’t like the book, but still. . . So this morning during my mid-morning nap I dreamt that a…