the 378th Sloppy Joe Bowling Tournament (SJBT) began this morning. the tournament got its name because the bowlers seem to be insane sloppy joe freaks. i can’t quite understand why, because it’s ground beef and…
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the ambassador of bowling, dead
how much you wanna bet that Dick Weber’s death is recognized by a moment of silence at bowling on Friday night? those old guys just loved ol’ dick. they even had like a dick weber…
Reasons I Cannot Go to Joe’s Garage with Wendy on Fridays
1. i would miss watching the bowlers try to put the ninja and the alien into odd sex positions 2. who would get the miller high life, the champagne of beers, for that one guy?…
it’s ok to be a little jealous if your family isn’t this cool
on saturday we had our annual chromey v. chromey bowl-o-rama at the bowling alley. for the second year in a row, a member of the d. chromey (that’d be us) took home the trophy. this…
here it’s never ending, can’t remember when it started
tonight was perhaps the longest night in bowling history. i didn’t think they were ever gonna finish. i was so bored i even called stink to wish him a happy birthday and find out if…
the new bowler
“if i keep bowling here, i’m gonna smart,” the short man in the packers sweatshirt said to me before ordering a bottle of bud. “what?” i asked. “get smart,” he said and pointed to the…