I’d like to say now that I don’t have a DVR I have to watch commercials all the time now. I’d like to say that, but it’s a lie. I watched commercials even when I…
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For fat kids, it will never get better
“Ellen” this morning was a rerun. First Lady Michelle Obama was on talking about her anti-obesity platform and something about military families. While Michelle and Ellen bantered, the First Lady commended Ellen about her work…
Why going to Best Buy is sheer hell
Today I got my itty bitty Roku box. I named it Franklin because it asked for a name. After tearing open the package and giving a cursory glance at the instructions, I discovered that I…
Full of bitch: Not for the faint of heart or thin of skin
I slept fitfully last night. My slumber plagued with bizarre semi-nightmares the kind that don’t wake you up in sheer terror filled with relief that you’re awake, but rather the kind that just make you…
An Exclamation to English conversion chart for the puncuationally challenged
My “friend” Wolfdogg (the quotation marks are intentional and if you could change your relationship status with your friends on Facebook his would be “friends: but under review for behavior unbecoming”) pointed to this delightful…