1. despite having a really bad bad haircut, i look stunningly cute today. i even made the evil munchkin agree. 2. kit kat + diet coke + jodi = hell for webboy. 3. the TTHM…
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a midafternoon interlude
“you know what webboy,” i asked scratching the back of my neck. “what?” “i think i might be allergic to you.” “huh?” “well the back of my neck itches and it never itched before you…
a list before lunch
1. the shins, caring is creepy is my new favorite song of the moment. 2. my stomach is all sorts of hungry which is a good thing because last night it wasn’t doing so well…
flowing with sweetness or honey
my first assignment for class is to bring a page of my favorite words. now, of course, i’m stuck. my favorite words are lame, egregious, dare, and draconian. that’s hardly a page. oh and mellifluous,…
a record of the bet
i, jodichromeysupegenius, have solemnly entered into a bet with the honorable TallTallHandsomeMan. i promise to pay the aforementioned TTHM the sum of $20 if the brickwall (aka the saint) does not contact him of her…
you wanted to witness
a badbad picture of some badbad hair.