i, jodichromeysupegenius, have solemnly entered into a bet with the honorable TallTallHandsomeMan. i promise to pay the aforementioned TTHM the sum of $20 if the brickwall (aka the saint) does not contact him of her own volition on or before June 1, 2003 2004 (aka the day he leaves for Montana). if the brickwall does contact the aforementioned TTHM on or before June 1, 2003 2004 , he owes me $20.

so it is written, so it is done.