so i just asked my fabulous friend jodie about the oddness of someone not giving me his e-mail address after i asked for it. i mean, i have his phone number but he refuses to…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
lighthousekeeping
Jeanette Winterson has a new book called Lighthousekeeping coming out soon. i think i might pee my pants with joy.
delete is my savior
you will be happy to know that i’ve figured out how to get the assy taste of cold-eze out your mouth. . . chocolate chip cookies. it’s the only thing that worked– and i had…
microchip girl
i just thought that you should know Microchip Girl is my all-time favorite song for today. self really does rule much more than i ever gave them credit for.
if it were legal and i was a lesbian
i am so in love with the old lady working the checkout at walgreens. so in love. as i stood in line with my kleenex, orange juice, cold-eze, and some sort of cold/allergy pill things…
saggy, baggy jodi
i can feel the opression descending on me. i’m getting a cold, right now as we speak, i can feel my sinuses filling, my eyes drooping. i’m becoming the saggy, baggy jodi and it’s not…