i’m getting my haircut on friday, so if you wanna come by and make out and stuff, i’m totally gonna be cute. but, i will be driving a shortbus– don’t hold it against me, it’s…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
not quite a wrong number
the phone rang at 8:16 a.m. i was convinced someone was dead or it was a telemarketer. i mean, really, my phone never rings that early. so of course, fearing the worst, i pick it…
hot night in the city
tonight i got a hot date with my couch and the delectable ryan harty and his book Bring Me Your Saddest Arizona . i’ve been wanting to read this bad boy since i read “Why…
i’m a cherry
is there anyone on earth who can eat cherries and not think of that really disgusting scene in “Witches of Eastwick” where the pastor’s wife starts vomitting up cherry pits? because you know, i can’t….
so i’m listening to “waiting for somebody”
unmotivation, thy name is jodi. today, let’s make the weather the scapegoat. i would give my left hand to see the sun shine. enough with the rain, really. this morning’s fog doesn’t seem to want…