well i m home — pajamaed, unbraed and westerberged. of course the guy whose spleen i was about to rip out called me as i was putting on my coat. “i just got your e-mail,”…
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Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
how do you say ‘call me back motherfucker before i rip your spleen out with my bare hands’ to an answering machine?
i am pissed off and crabby. sitting here sick at work is not my idea of fun. not at all. but that’s not what’s making me pissed off and crabby. oh no! what’s making me…
so long kenny
despite the fact that he totally lied, the sisterclub is a in a full-on kerfuffle regarding tonight being kenny barlow’s last night. seriously. there have been phonecalls (2) and a demand that someone tape it….
in between molecules of oxygen and carbon dioxide
my condition continues to degenerate. i fear that if you come looking for me tomorrow you will find me a grave woman. i’m thinking of paying someone $39 to rub vicks vapo rub on my…
oh the canadian plague it is a harsh mistress
i thought i was over the canadian plague. i mean i was fever-free and totally coughless since about thursday. i was, ohmygod, healthy. it was glorious. it was beautiful. i nearly wept from the sheer…
shakopee in the times.
it’s not often that Shakopee, my little burg, hits the New York Times.