kelly recently asked where in the hell the 2006 Reading Plan was. well, it’s been in my head and on my nightstand. but i have been entirely too lazy and/or busy to update the left…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
100 best first lines
litline names the 100 Best First Lines from Novels (via largehearted boy).
her goal in life was to be an echo
while cleaning house this afternoon, sister #4 came across a box of stuff my mom had brought over. in the box, sister #4 found matching t-shirts that my mom had bought for us. for some…
pranksters foiled by a feminine supergenius
“Hello Dan Patch Lanes,” I said into the phone as I made change for Opie’s Bud Light. “Hi,” a nine or ten-year-old boy said. “Do you have ummm, ten-pound balls?” “Yes, we do,” I said….
the mean aunt
tonight sister #2 and the stink are at the guthrie, leaving me to wrangle the children. it’s not been a good night. princess jaycie had a double helping of grumpy. she walked in crying and…
the karmic payback of ditching out of work
so i totally ditched out of work early to go get my hair cut. which would seem all good and fine especially because i hauled ass out of bed at like 6:30 in the a.m….