Max is at the computer wearing a shirt that says ‘Blame My Sister’ and playing Webkinz. He’s singing a song that goes a little something like this, Bubba Petunia, Bubba Petunia, Bubba Petunia’s HERE! Bubba…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
Riddle me this II
How much should one spend on a decent pair of over-the-ear headphones?
The terror of the rewrite
I have a short story due tomorrow. I, of course, haven’t even begun to re-write it, because well it doesn’t need to be done all the way until tomorrow at 7:30. For this workshop, I’m…
Years of prayers, finally answered
For the past four or so years I have been complaining bitterly about the pink greenbag Starburst jellybeans that taste like dishsoap. It was a flavor abomination akin to the Lemon-scented Pledge flavored yellow Starburst….
The Google of the sexes: Crackpot Theory #48
I don’t even know how it came up last week at class, but for some reason Kelly, Jags, and I got to talking about boys and Google. This allowed me to espouse Crackpot Theory #48:…
KAPOW! Bookclub Bitches strike again
powered by ODEO In this episode of Bookclub Bitches, FFJ and I read Hush, Vol. 1 & Vol. 2, a Batman graphic novel. Lucky for you, I don’t think I mention my vagina once. However,…