The incessant chatter of my inner voice is driving me ape shit. I don’t know if it’s PMS (pre-menstrual syndrome) or PSS (pre-story syndrome) as the symptoms are generally pretty similar. I have a short…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
How to be Alone, an epiphany
The fact that I haven’t read many books about writing has always made me feel a little guilty. I think I’ve only ever finished one book about writing, Stephen King’s On Writing. When I first…
Things I’d like to tell you if these people would just leave me alone of 6 minutes
Liz Phair and sexuality and getting hit on for the first time How I just drooled apple spooj all over the right side of my chest Selling out and overcoming my fear of advertisers My…
really, we’re not nerdy enough
I just called our bridge number for a conference call, and I’m on hold. The hold music? The theme from Star Wars. Geez.
The one where I dream about having an orgy with Prince
So I’m at some high school hockey game, and it’s half time (yes, I know there is no half-time in hockey, but in this dream there was). North Dakota’s best marching band comes out on…
Famous Writers School
I woke up this morning the first thought that went zinging through my head (as soon as my subconscious finished singing the Candy Mountain Cave song) was, Yay! I get to finish Famous Writers School….