As I mentioned before they are gonna tear down the bowling alley to put up a parking lot. So when my cousin Wendy suggested we gather together for a final Chromey v Chromey, everyone was…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
Concealing my secret identity
When I arrived at the eye doctor’s office today I was most disappointed that Dr. Love would not be attending to my eye-care needs. Last year when I went for my exam, I had a…
Gobs and gobs
You know nothing good is going to come of a night where the topic of rectal bleeding includes the words gobs and gobs. Really. I’ve come to the conclusion that most writers in my class…
God bless you, Mr. Vonnegut
Kurt Vonnegut has died. He was 84. The strength of my reaction has stunned me. I knew something was up when I got to the PC this morning and found the screen littered with blinking…
I need a favor and I hate asking, but well . . .
First of all, I just went to the bathroom and noticed my hair. I look like I just rolled out of bed. What is wrong with me? Second of all, Okay, second of all I…
a foreign sound to your ear
For reasons I cannot explain I can’t seem to stop listening to Bob Dylan’s “It’s Alright Mom (I’m Only Bleeding). This is most unusual since I usually can’t handle songs longer than 3 minutes and…