I like to make random, inane bets with most everyone I know. I got gambling in my blood. I once bet someone that I could say all the words to the movie “Almost Famous.” I…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
Angel pumping gas
My boss must be worried I’ll end up pumping gas, because she sent me three jobs to look into before 10 o’clock this morning.
They forgot more than I’ll ever know
We gathered in Jayto, my boss’ office, to talk about our futures. Maria and I sat on the couch, The Dougs and Jayto near the desk. They immediately started rattling off job web sites, the…
The Onion hates the Free credit report dot com commercial
The Onion’s A.V. Club on hating the free credit report.com commercial. I still claim that song is the catchiest jingle in ages.
Emotional porn
I have heard tales told that when some people need help getting the mojo rising or the juices flowing they follow their prurient interests to porn. Tonight I needed some help. Not with the bow-chikka-bow-bow,…
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, a password
Never fear, darling ones, the password is the same as last time.