You should kick my ass. Seriously, someone should come right over, walk through the door of Supergenius HQ, and kick me right in the butt. I’ve spent the past day or so pouting because I…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
On time warps and having mono
First of all, I have decided I have mono. I’ve come to this conclusion based on two symptoms. I’ve been really tired lately, and for the past two days the lymph nodes under my chin…
Children with powertools
Did I tell you about that headache I got on Thursday after going to IKEA and while having lunch with Melanie at that Indian place we love, a headache so bad I could only crawl…
Nine years of I Will Dare, that’s a hell of a lot of bullshit
Holy cow, I Will Dare is nine years old. MOTHERFUCKING NINE YEARS OLD! How the hell did that happen? I have the attention span of a flea. Last Sunday I was over at Sister #2’s…
Sure signs that I am 37 going on 83
First, I took a catnap. Not just any old cat nap, but a 20-minute, unplanned catnap in the middle of day, while sitting in the La-Z-Grrl. Second, it’s July and I just put on a…