last night i dreamt about my toes. i dreamt that the middle toe and the pinky toe (in little piggy talk, the one that had roast beef and the one that cried wee, wee, wee all the way home) were deformed. they toes were all short and deformed looking. they were sorta flat on top and the toenail stuck out the side. in the dream, this was a recent development. i was worried about how i was going to hide my new deformity from people. these deformed toes were pretty icky looking. but alas, no worries. i woke up and my toes are just their normal toe-looking selves.