Why?

• I can cook and I’ve gotten to the point where I don’t mind doing dishes
• Fiercely independent which means I won’t cling. In fact I am like anti-cling
• I will make you laugh
• I’m smart and self-supporting
• Insatiable in the sack
• I have a truck
• Low alcohol tolerance, which means I’m a cheap date
• Also, good in the sack. One of my former lovers told me I fuck like a volcano. I took that as a good thing. I need to start using that quote in my marketing materials
• I can reach all the tall shelves, and therefore if we choose to reproduce we would be creating the next generation of supergenius amazons that will surely take over the world
• My hips don’t lie

Why not?

• I will eat the last cookie without remorse
• I will make fun of at least four bands that you love
• You’ll have to live with the constant fear that I will leave you as soon as John Cusack realizes I’m alive and comes asking for my hand in marriage
• I lose the twisty thing from a bread, which is a lie because I just toss it aside and then claim to have lost it
• The incessant singing — in the car, at restaurants, along with commercials. Not good singing, mind you.
• I will tell the Internet my problems
• Insatiable in the sack
• Cover hog
• I leave my socks and bras all over the house
• I cry, a lot, over everything, particularly Dawson’s Creek