About two days ago I discovered the song “Hey Ya!” by Outcast and have been a bit sad thinking how my life has been devoid of this greatness for the past 34 years. I’ve also been making up for time by repeatedly shaking it shaking it shaking it shaking it like a polaroid picture all over my house. It is but another reason for me to curse my totally flat ass. This song is so fun that it deserves a giant bubble butt to be shaken in its honor. Since all I have is a flat ass without any definition, I get my elbows involved in the shaking. I figure it has to count for something.

In other news, I spent about an hour looking for the picture at the top of this post. FFJ was on the hunt for it though she couldn’t remember exactly where she’d seen it. I looked through every single picture I had ever posted on this site, and couldn’t find it. Turns out it was untagged in my flickr pool. I’m not sure why she’s so enamoured with the crappy cellphone photo, but she is.

I am sure I will live to regret this.