Ahh, the tyranny of the blank page. Screw it. Make the blank page your bitch. Write down word one, then word two, then word three and you’re rolling. You know full well that you won’t know what the story’s about until you start writing it.
Okay, I was walking around Lake Calhoun earlier today, and heard some bits of conversation. I’m sharing them with you!
– Some guy in his 50s was walking with his buddy and all I hear is, “from the infection you had last year”.
– The KDWB morning show DJ who was making her boyfriend carry her dog in a BAG around the lake.
– The guy who was sitting in a chair on the lake. In the middle of the lake.
– The house that was having a yard sale based on honesty. They had a sign up with all of the prices and nobody was around to take the money. The same yard had a toilet in it they were using as a planter.
– The girl in her late 20s, who was wearing pants with sparkly writing on the ass, was not wearing any underwear and we felt motion sick after trying to read what it said. She has some definite junk in the trunk.
Ahh, the tyranny of the blank page. Screw it. Make the blank page your bitch. Write down word one, then word two, then word three and you’re rolling. You know full well that you won’t know what the story’s about until you start writing it.
Okay, I was walking around Lake Calhoun earlier today, and heard some bits of conversation. I’m sharing them with you!
– Some guy in his 50s was walking with his buddy and all I hear is, “from the infection you had last year”.
– The KDWB morning show DJ who was making her boyfriend carry her dog in a BAG around the lake.
– The guy who was sitting in a chair on the lake. In the middle of the lake.
– The house that was having a yard sale based on honesty. They had a sign up with all of the prices and nobody was around to take the money. The same yard had a toilet in it they were using as a planter.
– The girl in her late 20s, who was wearing pants with sparkly writing on the ass, was not wearing any underwear and we felt motion sick after trying to read what it said. She has some definite junk in the trunk.