ordinary superpowers

I decided, on the drive to work, what my superpower would be if I could have one. It would be random ear-flicking power with a subtle shake of my head and narrowing of my eyes. Yes, with that one movement I would be able to have someone feel like they were flicked right in the ear. It would be hard too, enough for them to recoil, shout ?oww? and rub their ear. You know what I am talking about? I would use this power on everyone who deserved an ear-flicking. Mostly I would use it on drivers who do stupid stuff. They would cut me off in traffic and I would shake my head, squint my eyes . . . then I could watch as the driver shook their head and rubbed their ear, wondering what in the hell just happened. Wouldn?t that be the best?

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