uff-da, i was the most boring person on earth today. restless and easily bored was me. i hate being bored because i am a big fan of the “only boring people get bored” cliche. well it fit me today.

i watched the facts of life reunion movie and it was just bad. B-A-D. i was embarrassed for ol’ mrs. g and the girls to be involved in such tripe. i haven’t watched the show in eons and i just hope it wasn’t that bad. also, i am hoping they’ll do a family ties reunion movie, because i really wanna know what ol’ alex p. keaton is up to.

i also watched high fidelity for the 492,485 time tonight. i love that movie. but that just tells you how very boring i was. i started crocheting a scarf and watched a movie that i almost know by heart. i was too bored to even masturbate, that’s how boring i was.

so boring was i, that i even read through some of my old archives and laughed. sometimes i can be quite witty. i miss those days.

well it appears winter is going to come. it’s just been a little delayed. this distresses me a bit, because i haven’t gotten my new winter coat yet. i ordered a really nice one, but it hasn’t arrived yet. while i love my current winter coat, it’s time to put it down.

i’ve had the college coat since, well, college. i think i got it when i was 21. that’s 8 years, more wisconsin/minnesota winters than any coat should really be subjected to. it’s falling apart and i can’t even deny it anymore. there is a hole so big in the arm that sometimes i put my hand through it instead of through the original arm hole.

yes, i am sorta like a man when it comes to clothes. i am lazy. i just wear the same old things over and over and over and over again until they fall apart. i fear that my red-hooded sweatshirt will bite the dust soon. it’s getting holes in spots where holes shouldn’t be appearing (like the middle of my back). see? see how boring i am?