if i were not listening to matthew sweet’s “someone to pull the trigger” right now
or going out to lunch with some of my favorite girl friends in a few hours
or going to have a lot of fun this weekend

i would totally shove my head in the oven and/or seriously injure the first person to cross my path. i just got out of one of those meetings that make my blood boil. it’s just sad state of affairs when i’m the perkiest most optimistic person in a group of 14. me. what is wrong with people?