1. i sing along out loud to tv quite a bit
2. i bought a beautiful blue sweater that is so beautiful i have not worn it yet
3. today when i was brushing my teeth i realized that i looked like i was wearning some sort of porno underoos. with a red bra, blue underpants, and the superman tattoo i look like a weird superhero
4. i’ve had the line ‘i am an american aqaurium drinker’ stuck in my head for about 39 years
0. that i hate the number five
6. figuring out mortgage crap gives me a giant headache
7. a PhD candidate contacted me this morning asking permission to use something i wrote in her final research paper
8. number seven kind of makes me smile all goofy-like to myself
9. i often dance a goofy little jig while listening to ‘way down yonder in the minor key’
10. after today i don’t have to work for nine whole days right in a row
11. at night, when i have to plug in Kathleen Turner Overdrive and then have to walk to my bedroom in the dark, i’m always afriad that the stairs are somehow gonna suck me in and i will fall down them to my death, i’m afriad of this even if i’m walking so close to the wall my hip’s against it
12. i want somehow to be one word, even though i am pretty sure it isn’t