“because i’ll never give up on you, let’s wait awhile,” sang at top volume while watching VH1 all-star jams. the singing is then interspersed with how i had a giant crush on mike okrongolis in 9th grade when this song “Let’s Wait Awhile” was my abs fave. . . “i promise i’ll be worth the wait.” god i loved janet.

oh and now, now it’s Debbie Gibson’s “Shake Your Love.”

i love tv. how come nobody told me about VH1 Classic? because this is totally worth giving up my 3-year vow of TV celibacy.