? sing “Sexy Motherfucker” whenever i drive past Paisley Park
? eat ham and turkey sandwiches with some nacho cheese doritos on the side
? find a penny and pick it up so all day long i have good luck
? put on burt’s bees beeswax lip balm because it makes me feel like i’ve just been kissed
? sing that part of the song by someone i can’t remember that goes “tropical icy, icy, tropical icy land” or something like that
? practice
? listen to the Dire Straits version of “Romeo and Juliet” followed immediately by the Indigo Girls’ version of the song
? do that goofy raised eyebrow head shake whenever Mark Knopfler sings “now she’s singing, ‘hey la, my boyfriend’s back'”