i wish i could stand up, point my finger and shout “i will not be ignored” to those i think are ignoring me
i wish i had a clean apartment
i wish today was friday
i wish i could have sex with someone other than me tonight
i wish i was taller
i wish i was a baller
ok, not really
i wish that i could stop saying “if wishes were fishes we’d walk on the sea” in my head
i wish you’d have come over tonight and we’d have eaten ice cream and talked about stupid things
i wish vince vaughn would make me some poptarts when i got up tomorrow
i wish everyone would stop telling me to be patient and that my time will come
i wish i was a little bit more patient
i wish i wasn’t so lonely that it makes me cry
i wish that when i did cry i didn’t look down at my hands, because then tears pool in the bottom of my glasses and since i’m typing in bed, i have to get up to find something to dry them off
i wish i had a camera right here to take a picture of the tears on my belly, not for sympathy, but purely because they look cool
i wish someone would read this far down the list
i wish i wasn’t so in need of some geniune affection right now
i wish neediness was super sexxy because then i’d be irresistible
i wish i didn’t need to use comedy as a defense mechanism
i wish
an amazon’s wishlist
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I read that far down the list, and I would love to see pictures of belly-tears as long as the boobies were at least marginally in the shot.
I wish, however, that they were tears of joy.
I agree with UH: Tears of joy would be much better.
Be careful with your wishing, because Jambi, the talking genie in a box from Pee-Wee’s playhouse, may show up and he’s kinda creepy.
But then you would be getting some head, wouldn’t you.
But you are irresistable! Unfortunately, it seems that the single males in your path up to now are asshats who just don’t know a good thing when they see one.
I love Jambi!
Mekka-lekka-high, mekka-hiney-ho!
There.
Did your wish come true?