Dear XO Communications User,
yeah, you, the one who keeps putting in the wedding date, bridezilla’s real name along with the name of her groom, groomzilla. what in the hell are you looking for? seriously, you’re starting to creep me out.
plus, do you really think i’m going to give long, exhaustive details about her wedding including the first and last names of all her attendants? because really, the only thing you’re gonna find about the wedding here are my exaggerated, melodramatic takes on the pain of the being the sister of the bride. nothing factual here.
if you want to get a hold of bridezilla, i can totally hook you up, but you aren’t going to find the information you’re looking for here.
love,
bridezilla’s older sister, sisterzilla
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It’s probably somebody who wants to sell her some “wedding” stuff
wow, harsh. then why the hell do you put your shit on the web if you want to be so private and exclusive? it was probably just some bride looking for bridal info. i really dont think that this is a matter of national security or anything. maybe its time to lay off the roids? go ahead, bitch at me now – isn’t that what this website is all about anyway? your little fuck you to the world?
Hey Cap’n – maybe you should try giving a third shit. You know, to dislodge whatever the hell you happen to have stuck up your ass.
Sorry Jodi. Couldn’t resist. He made it entirely too easy.
wow, snappy comback. i wouldnt think that townies could be so witty, what with the fumes of wampachs wafting into your quaint little ramblers and all. im so suprised at your responce though, i would have really expected more from your little bitchy, conspiracy, paul westerfuck based website. damn yall, get er’ done!
“wouldnt” contains an apostrophe, as does “im”
“Responce” is spelled “response”, and in this instance should be follwed by comma, while “though” should be followed by a period.
“Paul Westerfuck-based website” is the preferred punctuation.
“yall” also contains an apostrophe.
The proper phrase is “git-r-done”.
English isn’t your first language, no?
wow, yeah. i wouldn’t want to get casual or anything. as much as this suburban grammar lesson has been a great use of my time, i just really don’t have the time or care to continue this useless discussion – which would only serve to add to the rest of the useless discussions that are housed on this website. you really know how to spell git-r-done – wow. thats all i can say – wow. classy.
now you can have the last word, i know it will make your day in your small little lives, i’ll give you that one. enjoy.