sister #2 calls, the conversation goes a bit like this:

sister #2: have you heard anything from anyone?
me: what?
sister #2: has kelli called you or anything?
me: no, what’s going on?
sister #2: kelli called me hysterically crying asking if she could come over. i told her i wasn’t at home and on my way to S&W. she asked if she could meet me there.
me: what’s going on?
sister#2: i don’t know. i hung up with kelli and katie lou called. she said something was wrong with kelli and it had to do with grammu.
me: what’s wrong with grammu?
sister #2: i don’t know. i asked katie if grammu was dead and she said almost.
me: what?
sister #2: oh, i am here and kelli is here, i’ll call you when i am done talking to her.
me: no! i wanna know now.
sister #2: kelli just thinks grammu is dying, i’ll call you later.

so now i wanna know what the hell is going on. i am pretty sure my family is deranged. sister #3 told me that grammu keeps asking my mom if she’s going to call the cops on her. something must be up with grammu.