first of all, mmmm good.

second of all, in the epic battle between the supergenius and September 10, 2003, September 10, 2003 won, hands down. it kicked my ever-loving ass.

third of all, it’s nights like tonight where i really need me a houseboy(man). you know, someone to do the dishes, get ruby’s brakes fixed and her oil changed, someone to make dinner while i whine about how much today kicked my ass. in return i would give him sexual favors and generally adore him, plus buy him something pretty to wear and promise to always notice when he does something different with his hair. oh, and i’ll pay the bills too. c’mon, applicants wanted today!

finally, i think i’m gonna go eat some eggs.