at the peanut’s birthday party this afternoon max and i got to talking about animals.

“do you love penguins?” i asked.
“yes,” max said.
“do they live at the north pole?”
“grody jodi,” he saud sighing, “penguins live on the south pole at the bottom of the earth!”
“oh, sorry.”

we went on to talk about where giraffes and elephants live. apparently, according to max a lot of animals live in the jungle near the equator.

finally, i got sick of being showed up by such a young whipper snapper.

“max, where do dinosaurs live?” i asked. he put his finger to his lips and cocked his head.
“HA!” i shouted. “dinosaurs don’t live anywhere, they’re extinct.”
“way to go aunt bad lady, you showed up a four year old,” max’s dad stinky said.