instead of going to some haunted house with the sisters and jodi hanson, i’ve opted to haunt my parents house with a few of the kidlings. the peanut’s going to his grandparent’s house, so it’ll just be me jaycie and max, who i plan on terrorizing a little– mostly because it’s so fun, especially jaycie. i like to argue with her over who is the prettiest princess. usually i lose the battle, because she tells her mom on me. but if mom’s not around, it could prove to be very interesting. also we’re gonna make some marble magnets. which means i should get my ass to michaels pronto. the thought of having one hole puncher and two kids makes me want to eat my own toe jam.