in cleaning news, odin is missing. i think he might be jammed under the couch. deep, deep under the couch. odin is my purple and red dragon. usually he lives on top of my printer with the sergeant pepper cabbage patch figurine and the red bunny m&m. of course, odin is my favorite.

but, in a surprising development, i found my old cordless phone. it was jammed under the desk. too bad i bought a new one like two weeks ago. i think i will donate the old cordless to the bowling alley since the one they have there blows numerous goats.