Really, that’s what he said. Or rather he texted. I’m not sure how we got from planning to meet tomorrow…
Date Archives May 2015
To the Spinster Goes the Spoils
Most of my family are weirdly averse to leftovers. This stuns the hell out of me because we all grew…
Stan & Peggy and Fuck You, You Jaded Cynics
First of all, even though I don’t believe in TV Spoiler Alerts, consider yourself warned. I’mma talk about “Mad Men”…
We Deserve Magic Earrings, Misfits, and Rock & Roll Superheroes
I discovered the magical hair bleaching properties of peroxide the summer of 1987. We started out using Sun-In, but soon…
Supergenius vs. The Aggressive Submissives
For as long as I have talked about my height on the Internet, I’ve attracted the attention of submissive men….
It’s Sunday & I’m Boring: Zero Tolerance for Cowardly Bullshit Edition
8 a.m. This would have been a nice and good hour to rise had I not been up until nearly…
A Reunion of Ghosts
The Alter sisters are pretty sure they’re cursed, you know the whole thing about the sins of the father being…
The Roadtrip
Bringing the disparate areas of your life together can be a little nerve wracking. When I invited Vodo my former…
Seeing The ‘Mats Indoors vs Seeing The ‘Mats Outdoors
It was at a rest area outside of Mauston, WI. At least I think it was, because there was a…
