Date Archives May 2015

‘You Are Not a Keeper,’ He Said. Or, The Fault in Our Exclamation Points

Really, that’s what he said. Or rather he texted. I’m not sure how we got from planning to meet tomorrow…

Most of my family are weirdly averse to leftovers. This stuns the hell out of me because we all grew…

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First of all, even though I don’t believe in TV Spoiler Alerts, consider yourself warned. I’mma talk about “Mad Men”…

I discovered the magical hair bleaching properties of peroxide the summer of 1987. We started out using Sun-In, but soon…

For as long as I have talked about my height on the Internet, I’ve attracted the attention of submissive men….

8 a.m. This would have been a nice and good hour to rise had I not been up until nearly…

The Alter sisters are pretty sure they’re cursed, you know the whole thing about the sins of the father being…

Bringing the disparate areas of your life together can be a little nerve wracking. When I invited Vodo my former…

It was at a rest area outside of Mauston, WI. At least I think it was, because there was a…

“Did you answer the phone?” Vodo asked after I, well, answered the phone. “You called me!” I screeched. “You aren’t…