Sadly, I don’t have a child I can exploit for humorous purposes. But I do have me, and when I saw Reasons My Son is Crying I laughed and then I thought I could totally…
Date Archives April 2013
It’s Sunday & I’m Boring: Recapturing the Dream Edition
Woke up to the beeping of the coffee maker, the beep that means it’s turning off because I slept through the beep that meant coffee was ready. I ignored the beep and squeezed my eyes…
Tator Tots for Lunch & Other Stream-of-Consciousness Tales
As I type there are tator tots in my oven that I will be eating for lunch. If I weren’t so busy spewing about on Twitter about Fonzie & fuckable unreliable narrators, I would be…
This is a Light that Never Goes Out
Warning: Unmitigated, unapologetic gushing ahead. I loved every single sentence in every single paragraph on every single page of Rainbow Rowell’s young adult novel Eleanor & Park. I loved it with the irrational and all-consuming…