“Valentine’s Day is Friday,” Liam said.
“Yes,” I said.
“Valentine’s Day was built on love,” he said.
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“Do you have to go potty?” I asked.
“No,” Liam said.
“Why do you keep holding your penis?”
“I want to make sure to take it with me.”
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Liam, I dub thee “King Missile”.
It’s true, but obviously he’s too young to realize that we men aren’t supposed to admit that…