Six old men I wish I could have had sex with when they were in their prime

• Bob Dylan
• Mick Jagger
• Tom Brokaw
• Cary Grant
• Kurt Vonnegut
• Buddy Holly

yeah, the work today is sucking out every brain cell that I used to own.

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11 Comments

  1. bea arthur 12.May.06 at 2:49 pm

    hey! what about me?

  2. jodi 12.May.06 at 2:50 pm

    what about you? i am sorry bea i’ve never wanted to have sex with you. ever.

  3. UH 12.May.06 at 3:33 pm

    UH

  4. jodi 12.May.06 at 3:37 pm

    UH, you cannot add yourself to the list without special permission from the queen.

    ‘sides, you’re not really old, are you?

  5. bea arthur 12.May.06 at 3:57 pm

    but i look like a dude.

  6. jodi 12.May.06 at 4:09 pm

    so do i! what’s your point?

  7. bea arthur 12.May.06 at 4:36 pm

    i have a penis.

  8. bea arthur 12.May.06 at 4:37 pm

    …and salt n’ pepper pubic hair to go with it.

  9. UH 12.May.06 at 5:09 pm

    Nah, not old, but certainly no longer in my prime.

  10. Jo Harding 13.May.06 at 11:33 am

    Pretty sure old Cary was gay.

  11. PeeWee 13.May.06 at 1:24 pm

    I would do Cary Grant, Dean Martin, Gene Kelly, and possibly Ricardo Montalban. Hellz yeah.
    Would you do Elvis?