Six old men I wish I could have had sex with when they were in their prime

• Bob Dylan
• Mick Jagger
• Tom Brokaw
• Cary Grant
• Kurt Vonnegut
• Buddy Holly

yeah, the work today is sucking out every brain cell that I used to own.

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11 Comments

  1. jodi 12.May.06 at 2:50 pm

    what about you? i am sorry bea i’ve never wanted to have sex with you. ever.

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  2. UH 12.May.06 at 3:33 pm

    UH

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  3. jodi 12.May.06 at 3:37 pm

    UH, you cannot add yourself to the list without special permission from the queen.

    ‘sides, you’re not really old, are you?

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  4. bea arthur 12.May.06 at 3:57 pm

    but i look like a dude.

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  5. jodi 12.May.06 at 4:09 pm

    so do i! what’s your point?

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  6. bea arthur 12.May.06 at 4:36 pm

    i have a penis.

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  7. bea arthur 12.May.06 at 4:37 pm

    …and salt n’ pepper pubic hair to go with it.

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  8. UH 12.May.06 at 5:09 pm

    Nah, not old, but certainly no longer in my prime.

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  9. Jo Harding 13.May.06 at 11:33 am

    Pretty sure old Cary was gay.

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  10. PeeWee 13.May.06 at 1:24 pm

    I would do Cary Grant, Dean Martin, Gene Kelly, and possibly Ricardo Montalban. Hellz yeah.
    Would you do Elvis?

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