When I was a kid, I loved teen movies. I ate them up — Sixteen Candles, Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, Some Kind of Wonderful. When I was 12, 16, or 22 I was pretty…
Date Archives 2006
This is what America is about
I am pausing live TV! In my underwear! Also, I set the DVR to record every episode of Dawson’s Creek that ever comes across my TV. If I had a penis, I’d have the biggest…
While I wait for the cable guy
So I’m getting cable TV complete with DVR today. Despite my calm facade I’m really most excited about this. I lost all TV access like a week or so ago, because despite what DirecTV told…
Post-it Note Morning Songs Part IV
The Post-It Note Morning Song list grows ever more disturbing. 08Aug06: Since U Been Gone, Kelly Clarkson 09Aug06: Somebody’s Miracle, Liz Phair 10Aug06: Customer, The Replacements 11Aug06: She Moves in Her Own Way, The Kooks…
Hopes dashed on the rocks of Spam
So I had a bad day. It started bad right away and it managed to stay a consistent level of shitty throughout. Even now it’s shitty, because I have that stupid bad day song stuck…
Not only am I a pervert, I’m not a very smart one at that
It’s disturbing when you suddenly discover you’re inappropriately aroused at work. It’s even more disturbing when you discover the arousal is due to you being a big ol’ nasty pervert. I’ve been trolling some of…