So I’m getting cable TV complete with DVR today. Despite my calm facade I’m really most excited about this. I lost all TV access like a week or so ago, because despite what DirecTV told Sister #4 about three free months and warning her before they cancel the account, they just shut her off and charged her.

Fuckers.

So after much rigarmarole, I’m getting Cable TV and because we live in Communist Russia or because there is only one Cable Guy to service the Twin Cities Metro area, I’ve had to wait an entire week for my much-wanted Cable TV. Clearly Time Warner does not realize that this is America and it is my god-given right to get whatever I want whenever I want it.

Hrmph.

So while I wait impatiently for the Cable Guy (and I’m hoping I get the H-O-T Cable Guy that Sister #2 got a few weeks back when she needed her modem fixed), I’m doing Nick’s Meme. But before that, you should watch this Kidd Video video. It comes into play later.

(also, I’m pretty sure that the nerdy, chubby, bespectacled band member is Cousin Oliver from the Brady Bunch, or maybe Cousin Oliver’s son)

Three people who make me laugh:
1. FFJ
2. Al, the cutest girl on earth™
3. My westernerd pal Zook

Three things I can do:
1. Gleek
2. Drink my fair share
3. Have multiple orgasms

Three things I can’’t do:
1. Stand on a chair to change a lightbulb
2. Speak Italian
3. Hardly wait

Three things I’’m doing right now:
1. Waiting for the Cable Guy
2. Listening to Guided by Wire by Neko Case & Her Boyfriends
3. Pondering a nap

Three things I want to do before I die:
1. Have sex
2. Go to Venice
3. Publish a short story

Three things I hate the most:
1. Intolerance
2. Gwen Stefani
3. Being stuck somewhere and bored

Three things that scare me:
1. Worms
2. Never being loved
3. The awkward conversation that will ensue once the cable guy gets here

Three things I don’t understand:
1. Physics
2. Pluto’s demotion
3. Avid pro-sports fans

Three skills I’d like to learn:
1. How to play guitar
2. Self-discipline
3. Juggling

Three ways to describe my personality:
1. Loud
2. Opinionated
3. Annoying

Three things I think you should listen to:
1. The Replacements
2. The Kooks
3. The Mike Doughty

Things you should never listen to:
1. Your inner-critic
2. The News
3. Gwen Stefani

Three favorite foods:
1. Potatoes, I’ve never met one I didn’t like
2. Starburst
3. Green Peppers

Three beverages I drink regularly:
1. Water
2. Green Tea
3. Diet Coke with Lime

Three shows I watched as a kid:
1. Kidd Video
2. Dance Party USA
3. Rat Patrol

Blogs I’ve passed this on to (as mentioned above):
1. Kelly
2. FFJ
3. Wolfdogg