1. The Replacements/Goo Goo Dolls/Creed/Bon Jovi parody songs that Wolfdogg made for some Westernerd friends
2. When Dawson’s dad said “Love is a choice you make” to his wife who just admitted she was cheating on him with her co-anchor on the local news
3. The commercial for the movie World Trade Center. A movie that even on a good day, I don’t feel like I could handle.
4. The Tiny Dance
E. When Joey Potter asks her dad if he loves here and says, “because I’m 15 and I go through about every day of my life pretty sure that nobody loves me.”

Gentlemen, this is why women are equipped to have multiple orgasms. It’s our payback for having to deal with hormones.