No good at no nothing, however very good at know nothing

Being sick is ‘fun’ for about 2.5 hours. After 2.5 hours you’ve woken up from your 2.5 hour nap and then you’re wide-awake with a stuffed up nose, a scratchy chest, and a severe case of restlessness.

Now I sit in the ever-darkening livingroom, lit only by the glow of Jed and VH1’s 100 Greatest Artists of Hard Rock. It is proving quite educational and very humbling. Sometimes I forget that I know really, nothing at all about rock and roll and am generally clueless.

For instance, let’s take Frank Zappa. I don’t get it. It seems like everyone’s always talking about what a creative visionary he was, and I can’t name a single song.

Okay, forget it. They have Richie Sambora trying to explain the relevancy of The Doors (pppbbttt) so clearly this list is for shit. Not that I put any stock into any sort of list of greatest anything (art’s subjective). But I guess there is some justice in the world, because Def Leppard was just named as rocking harder than The Doors — which makes me laugh.

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5 Comments

  1. PeeWee 26.Aug.06 at 8:41 pm

    I like Def Leppard better than the Doors. Hell, I like ABBA better than the Doors.

  2. jodi 26.Aug.06 at 8:46 pm

    PeeWee, I would like you singing in the car better than I like The Doors.

  3. UH 26.Aug.06 at 8:54 pm

    Def Leppard could out-rock the Doors with one hand tied behind their backs.

    Except the drummer, of course. He’d be in a bit of a pickle.

  4. Lee 27.Aug.06 at 1:55 am

    at least both fugazi AND the bad brains were included, although they seem to lean toward the more metal (read: shitty/long/boring) late-era bad brains.

    i’m with you on the zappa, though.

  5. PeeWee 27.Aug.06 at 5:08 pm

    UH, I laughed out loud.
    And Jodi, you REALLY don’t want to hear me sing.